Fuck You Dave
Hey Dave, thanks a lot. Thanks for selling tickets to a surprise show at 3pm on a workday. As a 45 year-old dude with a lot of non-famous friends, one would think you’d be wise to the realities of the...
View ArticleWhitefest 2014
Alas, the annual Figgy Pudding Festival, highest holy day on the White Bourgeoisie calendar, went off on Friday without a hitch. Cops were everywhere, and there was not a single, solitary mohawk in...
View ArticleLive at the Market: Screaming Pearl Gunhoney
Oh sure, it’s been done before, from the Beatles to Bono, but it was only a matter of time before Seattle took its turn. FREE CONCERT ON THE ROOF OF PIKE PLACE MARKET Sunday, August 23, 2015 7:00 p.m....
View ArticleCamper and Cracker at The Crocodile Cafe
The Crocodile Cafe’s, uh, excuse me, The Crocodile’s (because “cafe” is passe’) lighting technician claimed another victim on Friday night. Cracker had just taken the stage after opening act Camper...
View ArticleA Funny Thing Happened on My Way Home from Work
I was walking home from work on Tuesday night when some guy sauntered up beside me and said “Pssst, you need tickets?” “No”, I replied, before looking up at the nearby Paramount Theater marquee to see...
View ArticleSmashing Pumpkins at the Paramount Theater
The Smashing Pumpkins played the Paramount last Wednesday night. After opener Liz Phair did her thing, Corgan began the show with a string of mostly-acoustic-ish (solo acoustic through a fairly large...
View ArticleAlice in Chains? Yeah, Right!
When I got tickets to Alice in Chains a few weeks ago, I was excited, yet a little scared. After all, I’ve never seen a bondage show before. I’m pretty vanilla when it comes to that stuff, and I...
View ArticleGuns N’ Roses at Seattle Taxpayer Stadium
And they said it would never happen … At least not in this lifetime. Heh. Sorry. Looking back on the 200+ concerts I’ve been over the course of my lifetime, it would be hard to declare a “best”. After...
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